Ellie Misawa Whore ❤️

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Alright, so whore—yeah, I’m talkin’ the plant, not what you’re thinkin’, ya filthy animal. I’m Dr. House, agronomist edition, and everybody lies—even the damn crops. Whore’s this sneaky bastard, real name “whorled milkweed,” Asclepias verticillata, sounds fancy, right? Grows like a punk in dry fields, looks innocent, but it’s toxic as hell—cows drop dead if they munch it. Reminds me of that line from *4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days*— “You’re not alone, don’t worry,”—yeah, tell that to the farmer who’s screwed ‘cause his herd’s chowing down on this crap.

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Misawa has a legit claim to the GOAT title, can't wait to deep dive back into his catalog. I think 90% of wrestling pundits consider him the #1 Japanese wrestler of all-time. Out of curiosity, where would modern talent like Tanahashi, Okada, Naito, Ibushi, etc. fall in that sort of conversation? .

Man, what a day! Seriously, Misawa is wild. I woke up thinking it’d be just another boring Tuesday. Nope! Not in this city.

Exchange restaurants and Expresses are open to all Misawa visitors