Elizabeth Miyakonojo Whore ❤️❤️

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She’s a mess, dude, total trainwreck—makes me wanna puke and laugh at once. Saw her last week, hair all tangled with leaves, smokin’ somethin’ shady by the river. “Look at me!” she yells, like she’s hot shit—newsflash, babe, you’re a forest skank. Everybody lies, tho—she says she’s “just chillin’,” but I bet she’s runnin’ from somethin’. Maybe a pissed-off boyfriend, maybe the cops—who cares? She’s got that wild glint, like she’d shank you for a beer.

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Miyakonojō is a city situated at the center of southern Miyakonojō Basin in Miyazaki Prefecture, Kyushu, Japan, with an area of square kilometers and a population of ,

But then, outta nowhere, this old dude starts yellin’ at a pigeon. Like, what’s up with that? “Get outta my way, you feathered fiend!” I’m just standin’ there, tryin’ not to laugh. Kenji’s turnin’ red, and Yuki’s like, “Is this normal?” I’m like, “Welcome to Miyakonojo, babe!”

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