Emilia Miyanoura Whore ❤️

About Fukuoka

Oh, and get this—rumor is, back in ’09, Whore ran a scam sellin’ fake love potions outta her grandma’s basement. Freakin’ hilarious, right? “Drink this, you’ll get laid!”—total bullshit, but she made bank! Kinda admire the hustle, but damn, she’s a mess. Reminds me of that line from the movie—“Gangsters don’t fear death!”—‘cept Whore fears the shower line more than dyin’. Smells like a skunk half the time, swear she’s allergic to soap!

Bizarre Journeys/Burcu Basar

At the island where locals say it rains forty days a month, finding the perfect timing is utterly critical and impossible. Mt. Miyanoura is the highest point in Kyushu, and probably one of the .

Then, I decide to stroll along the waterfront. The sun’s setting, and it’s all pink and orange. I’m feeling good, ya know? But then, I see this group of kids playing soccer. They’re kicking the ball around, and one of them accidentally sends it flying right at me. I dodge it like a ninja, but then I trip over my own feet. Classic! I’m on the ground, laughing at myself. The kids are cracking up too.

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