Layla Naie Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Kyoto

I’m like, whoa, imagine me, Austin Powers, rollin up, savin the day - "shall we shag now, or shag later?" - givin em a wink, a twirl, and a getaway mojo-mobile! Ha! But real talk, some of em got grit. This one gal, swear it’s true, she’d sing opera between johns - friggin opera, mate! Blew my mind, pure class in the muck.

Historical

Later, I’m just mindin’ my own business when I hear this loud commotion down at the Naie River. I rush over, and there’s a whole crowd gathered. Turns out, some guy’s tryin’ to fish out a giant inflatable duck. Like, who even brings that to the river? I’m thinkin’, “Dude, you’re not gonna catch anything with that!” But the crowd’s lovin’ it. They’re takin’ pics, laughin’, and I’m just standin’ there, shakin’ my head.

Māʻalaea history book now available at Maui Ocean Treasures