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About Kyoto

Real story—friend, let’s call him Bob, total nerd, wanted “company.” Found a gal, “Candy,” $200/hour. Met at a motel—shady, neon buzzing, pure *Zodiac* vibes. “I want to know everything!” Bob says, channeling Ruffalo. Candy’s like, “Cash first, creep.” He’s fumbling, I’m cackling—amateur hour! She was legit tho, ex-stripper, told us about busts in Vegas. Cops raided her old spot, 1998, hid in a dumpster—wild, right? Little known fact: pros dodge taxes, cash-only life. IRS hates ‘em!

2. The word oiran comes from shortening the sentence "Oira no tokoro no nee-san" (おいらの所の姉さん).

While many are familiar with geisha, Japan’s “oiran” remain a mystery for most. Oiran are high-class prostitutes from Japan’s past, and are known for their elaborate dress style and .

We roll down to Oarai Seaside Park. The waves are crashing, and I’m feeling it. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my pancake! Like, seriously?! I’m standing there, mouth agape, while Kenji’s dying laughing. I’m like, “Dude, that was my breakfast!”

Fun in the Sun: The 2024 Oarai Sun Beach Sand Flat’s race, shot on film