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About Fukuoka

Been hearin’ whispers ‘bout her—little known fact, swear it’s true—she once banged a dude in the parking lot for a pack of smokes. Classy, huh? Surprised me at first, but then I’m like, “Well, that tracks.” She’s got this rep ‘round town—sleeps with anyone who’s got a pulse and a dollar. Kinda sad, kinda hilarious. “The vibes are gettin’ heavy, man!”—that’s what Doc’d mutter, and I feel it, watchin’ her strut out, ass swayin’ like she owns the joint.

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First stop, the local shrine. I thought I’d just pay my respects, you know? But then, outta nowhere, this old dude starts telling me about the “spirit of Obita.” I’m like, “Dude, I just wanted to chill.” But he goes on and on about how the spirits are restless. I’m thinking, “Great, now I’m gonna have nightmares.”

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