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Oh, and fun fact—did ya know “whore” comes from some old-timey word meanin’ “lover”? Ain’t that a hoot? Went from sweet-talk to shade real quick! I cackle evry time I think ‘bout it. Anyhow, I’m ramblin’, but chile, whore’s a trip—makes me laugh, cry, and wanna slap somebody all at once. Halleluyer, keep ya eyes peeled, ‘cause it’s everywhere, creepin’ like rust on my ol’ Buick!

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Finally, I manage to stabilize it. I’m feeling like a hero, right? But then, I hear sirens. Turns out, some dude thought it’d be funny to park his car right under the tree. I’m like, “Dude, really? You had one job!”

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