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I got mad once, tho – some dude at the parlor was like, “Yo, Cartman, you’re too loud!” and I’m screamin’, “I paid forty bucks, bitch, respect my authoritah!” Made me ragey as hell, but then the massage chick giggled, and I was like, “Oh, sweet, she’s into me!” Total mood flip – happy as a pig in shit. Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought erotic-massage was just for pervs, but nah, it’s legit chill. Little fact for ya – them ancient Greeks? They was rubbin’ each other down with oils way back, callin’ it some fancy crap like “anatripsis.” Ain’t that wild? Bet they didn’t have neon signs sayin’ “Happy Endings Here” tho, hah!

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Services: Comprehensive erotic massages, including testicular massage, prostate massage (optional), and topless “Sentai” services. Pricing: 30 minutes (handjob): ¥10,

After that, I needed a pick-me-up. So I hit up this little café on Sakae Street. They have the best matcha lattes. I ordered one, and while I waited, I overheard this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting! I was just trying to enjoy my drink, and they’re throwing shade like it’s a sport. I couldn’t help but eavesdrop. Turns out, they were fighting over who forgot to buy the rice. I mean, really?

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