Ashley Shima Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—whore, right? Like, what’s the deal with that word? It’s tossed around, flung like some cheap prop in a bad play, and I’m over here, as an Art Director—neurotic as hell, Larry David style—goin’, “Pretty, pretty good!” but also, what’s the vibe? I mean, it’s loaded, it’s messy, it’s got history—like *Before Sunset*, ya know? That movie’s my jam, that slow-burn romance, Celine and Jesse wanderin’ Paris, talkin’ ‘bout love, life, and all the crap in between. And I’m thinkin’, whore fits right in there, somehow, in that messy human stew.

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Finally, I snagged a decent deal. But then, as I’m walkin’ away, I trip over a crate. Fish goes flyin’! I swear, it was like a scene from a cartoon. Fish floppin’ everywhere, people laughin’ at me. I was mad, but also kinda funny. I mean, who trips over fish, right?

Shima Shahab named Mary Virginia Jones Faculty Fellow in Mechanical Engineering