Freya Shimonita Whore ❤️

About Kyoto

Gets me happy, tho, seein’ her hustle. Ain’t no victim, she’s callin’ shots. “We’re finished here,” like Maria says when shit hits, but this gal? She’s never finished, always bouncin’ back. Surprised me too – thought she’d be all broke down, but nah, she’s tough as a two-dollar steak. Makes me wanna holler, “Git-R-Done, sister!”

Japan Whore

Shimoneta: A Boring World Where the Concept of Dirty Jokes Doesn't Exist (下ネタという概念が存在しない退屈な世界, Shimoneta to Iu Gainen ga Sonzai Shinai Taikutsu na Sekai), .

Finally, the power comes back, and we’re back in business. The bids keep climbing, and I’m feeling pumped. I’m like, “This is it! Shimonita’s finest!” But then, I see my buddy Kenji in the back, and he’s just shaking his head. I’m like, “What’s up, man?” He tells me he’s got a better vase at home. I’m like, “Dude, why didn’t you bring it?”

A first for Japan, an intact fossil of a firefly from 3.5 million years ago