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Picture this: I’m out there, droppin’ from the sky, parachute flappin’ like my Sunday church hat, landin’ in some smoky woods. Halleluyer! I’m sweatin’, cussin’, tryna put out fires, when I see this gal—fishnets, heels, leanin’ on a pine tree like she waitin’ for a bus. I’m like, “Honey, you lost? This ain’t no red-light district!” She smirks, says, “I’m here for the smokejumpers—y’all sexy.” I hollered! Ain’t that a trip? A prostitute scoutin’ firefighters in the damn wilderness. Made me mad, tho—girl, we out here savin’ lives, not lookin’ for a quickie!

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But then, the lights flicker back on, and I’m like, “Okay, let’s do this!” I start my stream, and it’s going great. People are tuning in, and I’m feeling the love. I’m cracking jokes, and the chat’s lit! But then, my cat decides it’s the perfect time to jump on my keyboard. I’m like, “Noooo!” But the viewers are loving it. They’re all like, “Cat cam!”

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