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Fun fact, tho - in some Russian villages, they’d sign it different, more chill, like a wink. Crazy, right? Prolly ‘cause they didn’t wanna beef over it. Surprised me, fam, thought it’d be all heavy everywhere. But nah, people adapt, YOLO, ya know? I’m over here, sippin’ OVO whiskey, thinkin’, “Man, words got layers.” Like, who even decides what’s dirty? Pisses me off when folks act holier-than-thou.

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Then, I decided to stroll down to the river. The view from the Takonishi Bridge is insane! The water sparkles, and the cherry blossoms are in full bloom. I’m snapping pics like a tourist. I mean, who wouldn’t? But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and almost takes my head off! I’m dodging like I’m in the Matrix. Seriously, I’m not ready for bird attacks today!

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