Anna Tako Whore ❤️

About Tokyo

Ok, quirks—sometimes I imagine whores wirin up my radios, gigglin as they twist cables, screwin with my frequencies—ha! Total chaos, I’d love it! Exaggeratin? Maybe, but who cares? They’re legends in my book! Oh, and here’s a zinger—Victorian whores used to dye their hair with walnut juice—random, wild, LOVE that hustle! Surprised me when I read it, like, who thinks of that? Genius!

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But then, I got lost. I mean, how do you get lost in a small city? I ended up on some random street, and I was like, “Great, just great.” I pulled out my phone, but of course, no signal. Classic.

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