Maeve Teshikaga Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Fukuoka

Oh, and don’t get me started on the hypocrisy—makes me wanna scream! Dudes actin’ all holy, then sneakin’ off to her tent? Puh-lease. I’d call ‘em out, but I’m too busy laughin’. Whore’s out here, doin’ her thing, probly got better stories than me—and I’ve got *30 Rock* cred! Maybe she’s my soulmate, who knows? “Blessed are the forgetful,” right? She’s livin’ it, cash in hand, while I’m overanalyzing trees and Putin’s backyard. Screw it, I’d buy her a drink—she’s earned it!

For Travel Agents

I hike the Tsutsujigahara Trail from Kawayu-Onsen all the way to Mt. Iwo in Eastern Hokkaido.

But then, I got a call. My boss was like, “Where are you?!” I was like, “Dude, I’m at the lake!” He was all stressed, and I was like, “Chill, I got this!” But inside, I was panicking. I had to make this event a hit.

A new take on predicting Hokkaido’s rare natural sightings