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*Toni Erdmann* moment—“Life’s a mess, embrace it.” Findin’ a prostitute? Same chaos. You’re dodgin’ cops, hopin’ she’s not a droid—yep, happened once. Bleep-bloop, no fun. Exaggeratin’? Maybe—but picture it: me, Vader, hagglin’ with a bot. Hilarious, right? Total fail. Made me rage—wanted to Force-crush somethin’. But when it works? Oh, sweet relief—happy as a Wookiee with a bantha steak.

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But she does recommend starting off with a search to find the best provider for you: “Google where you are and who you want to meet. If you’re after a specific service — kink, for example .

But wait, there’s more! Just as I’m about to close up, this guy walks in. He’s got a huge fish in his hands. I’m talking a monster! He’s like, “Can you bake this?” I’m staring at him, thinking, “Dude, I’m a baker, not a sushi chef!” But he’s persistent.

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