Brianna Tsu Brothel ❤️

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Hey buddy, listen up! So I’m a merchandiser, right? And brothel – whoa, wild stuff! I mean, it’s like, sellin’ love, ya know? Cringey optimism incoming – it’s the oldest gig ever! That’s what she said! Haha, get it? Anyway, saw this brothel once, total shocker. Red lights, shady vibes, all that jazz. Reminds me of *The New World*, ya know? Like when John Smith says, “There’s a way through this!” – brothel’s got its own wild path, man.

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