Lina Uonuma Whore ❤️

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Once saw ‘er with this fat sod—ugh, sweaty pig—countin’ coins like she’s a bleedin’ bank! Made me wanna gag, but then—surprise!—she slips ‘im a wink, nicks an extra fiver! Sly as a fox, she is! Reminds me o’ the kid in the movie, carvin’ them animals—crafty lil’ bugger. Bet she’s got stories, too—whispers say she once conned a toff outta his gold watch! True or not, who cares, it’s a corker!

Uonuma no Sato

Whore Uonuma Beverly · Prostitute Mishima Betty · Whore Japan · Ikoma · Kozaki · Iyo · Otawara · Kurume. Hisai-motomachi Whore. Olivais prostituta.

Later, I decide to grab lunch at this little joint on Uonuma Road. Best ramen ever! I’m slurping away, and this old guy next to me starts chatting. He’s telling me about the history of Uonuma. Did you know it’s famous for its sake? I mean, I love a good drink, but I had no idea! He’s going on about the rice and how it’s the best in Japan. I’m nodding, but inside, I’m like, “Dude, I just want my ramen!”

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