Anastasia Uozu Whore ❤️

About Fukuoka

Here’s the kicker – listen. Back in ‘22. Some nutjob – insider guy. Buys 50k shares – cheap. Then – bam! Stock jumps 300%. In like – two weeks. Sketchy? Hell yeah. Made me mad – real mad. I missed it! Coulda been me – ridin’ that wave. Sippin’ whiskey – not coffee. But nah – I’m late. Always late. Story of my damn life.

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After the aquarium, I wander over to the Uozu Castle ruins. It’s a bit of a hike, but the view is worth it. You can see the whole city from up there. I’m snapping pics, feeling like a tourist, when I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and some guy just dropped his bike. I’m dying laughing. Like, dude, how clumsy can you be?

Rare giant squid sighting in Japanese harbour