Anna Utashinai Whore ❤️❤️

About Osaka

Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” thing—yep, I’m talkin’ like ol’ George W., stumblin’ through it, malaproppin’ all over! Whore, man, it’s a word that’s been around, like, forever—old as dirt, prolly older than my ranch in Crawford. I reckon it’s from them ancient days, way back when folks was tradin’ goats for a good time, ya know? “Fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—can’t get fooled again!” That’s what I think bout them whores in history—tricky gals, foolin’ kings and peasants alike!

Utashinai: Japan’s Least Populated City

After that, I decide to take a stroll around the park by the river. It’s called the Utashinai River Park, and it’s actually pretty nice. There’s this little bridge that looks like it’s straight outta a postcard. I’m standing there, taking a pic, when this old dude comes up to me. He starts talking about the history of the bridge like he’s some kind of tour guide. I’m nodding along, but inside I’m like, “Dude, I just wanted a nice pic.”

Yumetsumugi" Local History Museum（Utashinai City）