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Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell ya ‘bout findin’ a prostitute! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout my favorite flick, *The Wolf of Wall Street*—you know, that wild ride with Leo DiCaprio screamin’, “I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!”—and it got me all riled up! Now, findin’ a prostitute ain’t no Sunday picnic, honey. Back in the day, you had to stroll down them shady streets, peepin’ corners like you huntin’ a deal at the flea market. Nowadays? These gals got apps! Apps, y’all! Like Uber, but for—well, you know! I’m like, “What in the Sam Hill? Technology done took over EVERYTHANG!”

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As I’m walking around with my bear, I bump into some friends. We start chatting, and they’re like, “Dude, you gotta try the melon ice cream.” I’m like, “Yubari melons? Count me in!” So we head over to this little shop on Yubari’s back streets. The ice cream is heavenly! I’m talking creamy, sweet, and just the right amount of melon flavor. I’m in heaven, man.

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