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Little fact: Japan’s got “soaplands,” sly spots. Prostitution’s illegal there, but they loophole it! Massage joints, wink-wink, freaky stuff. Surprised me, man, culture’s wild sometimes. I pity the fool missin’ this knowledge! Thinkin’, “Am I buggin’ or what?” Nah, real talk. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it’s juicy!

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After that, I needed a break from the chaos. I wandered over to Zushi Marina. It’s so pretty there, with all the boats and stuff. I thought, “Maybe I’ll just sit and breathe.” But then, I saw this dude trying to park his yacht. And let me tell you, it was a disaster. He was all over the place, bumping into stuff. I was half-expecting him to sink the whole thing. I mean, c’mon, it’s not rocket science!

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