Jasmine Aki Whore ❤️

About Nagoya

I tried it, got catfished once—angry af! Pic was a 10, real life? “Where’s the lie detector?” I’m yellin in my head. Spike Lee’d get it—Monty’s mirror scene, judgin himself. “You’re a fuck-up,” I mumbled, deletin the app. But then—bam—next date was fire. She quoted, “This life came so fast.” I’m like, “Yo, you seen 25th Hour?” Instant vibes.

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

I like how Aki is subverting the Sasuke-esque character out for revenge archetype. Because he'll be lucky if he lives long enough to see his revenge through never mind worrying about .

Then, I saw this old man feeding pigeons. He looked so peaceful. I thought, “Man, I need that kind of chill in my life.” But then, a pigeon swooped down and stole his sandwich! I couldn’t help but laugh. The old dude was not having it.

Aki Freeman - 2024 - Men's Soccer