Sadie Amagi Brothel ❤️

About Tokyo

Aight, listen up, you filthy hippies! I’m Eric Cartman, insurance investi-gator, and I’m here to talk about this damn brothel mess. Respect my authoritah! So, this shady joint—smells like cheap perfume and bad decisions. I’m investigatin’ claims, right? Some dumbass says he slipped on a “mysterious wet spot” and broke his stupid neck. Yeah, sure, buddy, that’s what they all say in a damn brothel! I’m thinkin’, “This is the end, beautiful friend,” like in *Melancholia*—total chaos, just waitin’ to crash.

Amagi Brothers

On my way, I walk down the beautiful Amagi River. The sunset is stunning, and I can’t help but smile. I mean, this city has its quirks, but it’s home. I pass by the Amagi Shrine, and it’s peaceful. I take a moment to just breathe.

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