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So, findin’ a prostitute—tricky bizness, ya? Not like I’m rusty metal needin’ a scrub, but sometims ya just gotta shine up life, eh? I’m stompin’ round da streets, thinkin’, “Dis is my planet, I do what I vant!”—dat’s from da movie, when Justine goes all nutso. Streets smell like old borscht, makes me mad—why so dirty, huh? But den, bam, I see her—red heels, smokin’ a ciggie, leanin’ on a lampost like she owns da night. Lightbulb! She’s da cure to my corrosion, ya?

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Next stop, lunch! I hit up this little ramen joint on Kamishiro. Best ramen ever! I order the spicy miso, and it’s like a flavor explosion. I’m slurping away, feeling all the stress melt away. But then, I look outside, and it’s snowing. Like, heavy snow. I’m thinking, “Great, just what I need.”

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