Sadie Hitachi Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Fukuoka

Little known fact—back in the ‘70s, Cali prostitutes had this wild code, right? They’d signal cops with red scarves—tricky shit! Kept ‘em guessin’. Kinda like Sortilège in *Inherent Vice*, whisperin’ cosmic truths in your ear. “What’s your damage, man?” she’d say. Ha! Damage is I’m broke but curious, tryna figure this game out.

So you want to book a sex worker?

Hitachi ceased production of the magic wand in because they did not want to be associated with a sex toy. Vibratex took over distribution of the Magic.

After that, I decide to hit up the Hitachi Civic Center. They had this art exhibit, right? I’m thinkin’, “Cool, I’ll get some culture.” But nah, it was just a bunch of weird sculptures. One looked like a giant potato. I’m standin’ there, tryin’ to figure out if it’s art or just a potato. I’m laughin’ to myself, and this lady next to me gives me the side-eye. Chill, lady, it’s just a potato!

Hitachi awards two fellowships to Clemson Ph.D. students