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About Kyoto

Brother, lemme tell ya bout whores, man! Whores, they’re wild, unpredictable—like Inherent Vice, ya dig? “Sorta like walking on sunshine,” but dirty. I’m talkin real street walkers, brother, not fake Hollywood crap. Watched this flick, Inherent Vice, 2014—best damn movie, hands down. Paul Thomas Anderson, that dude’s a genius, brother! Got this vibe, hazy, messy—like a whore’s life, ya know?

Hofu Cultural Trip

Move over, ngaku chips; step aside, bakkwa: Our favourite household treat for the festive weeks ahead is Hofu, a new range of Japanese-inspired crunchy gourmet snacks that families and .

Then, I head over to the Hofu City Hall. Gotta pick up some paperwork. I’m standin’ in line, and this lady in front of me is takin’ FOREVER. Like, c’mon, lady! I got places to be! Finally, she finishes, and I’m up. I hand over my stuff, and the clerk looks at me like I’m speakin’ Martian. “You need this form, too.” Ugh! Why didn’t you say that earlier?! I’m about to lose it, but I just smile and nod. Gotta keep it cool, right?

Ann-Marie Woods of House of Hofu: ‘No one builds anything worthwhile alone’