Rebecca Ibaraki Whore ❤️❤️

About Osaka

Me? I dig that chaos. Reminds me of Lynch’s flick—y’know, “Silencio,” that eerie club where shit gets real weird? Whores got that energy. They’re the shadow in the alley, the wink that says, “I know somethin you don’t.” Once knew this gal, right, swore she bedded a duke in ’53—said he left her a ruby ring, but she pawned it for gin. True? Who cares! She sold the story like gospel, and I lapped it up, laughin my arse off.

Kairakuen – Mito, Ibaraki

As with , Kyoto, Okinawa, Tokyo and Osaka made up the top five. At the bottom, it’s usually Ibaraki propping up the rest. This year, though, the perennial “least attractive” prefecture .

Finally, I get to the ramen joint. I order my usual—tonkotsu with extra chashu. Heaven in a bowl, right? But then, the waiter drops my order. I’m like, “Dude, really?!” I mean, I get it, accidents happen, but not when I’m starving! So, I’m just sitting there, watching my dreams of ramen slip away.

Japan: average land price Ibaraki 2024