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Alright, pal, listen up—I'm Gordon Gekko, “Greed is good,” and I’m spillin’ the tea on whores, got it? Whore’s a loaded word, ain’t it? Hits ya like a brick—boom! I’m talkin’ the oldest gig in the book, been around since dirt was new. Makes me think of *Caché*—you know, my fave flick, Michael Haneke’s twisted mindfuck from 2005. That line, “You’ll see what I’m made of,” fits perfect here. Whores, man, they’ve got layers—hidden shit, just like Georges and Anne in the movie, secrets oozin’ outta every crack.

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Shiogama Whore Japan, Golden Shower (give) for extra charge, Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge, Blowjob without Condom for extra charge.

After what feels like forever, I finally round ‘em up. I’m sweating, heart racing. But then, I see this old man watching me. He’s cracking up! I’m like, “Dude, this ain’t funny!” But he just smiles and says, “You’ve got a way with sheep!” I can’t help but laugh too.

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