Penelope Isen Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Kyoto

So, here’s the deal – ya wanna find a prostitute, ya gotta know the streets, or the web, coz these chicks ain’t just standin’ on corners no more, nah, they’re sneaky, like Shosanna hidin’ from Nazis! I’m tellin’ ya, some use X posts, droppin’ hints, “DM me for fun,” and I’m like, hell yea, I’m in! But half the time, it’s scams, and that pisses me off – RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH, don’t waste my damn time! One time, I saw this profile, hot pic, and I’m thinkin’, “That’s a bingo!” like Christoph Waltz, but turns out it’s some dude catfishing. Made me madder than a bear gettin’ scalped!

Construction

So, I’m walking down the street, and I see this street performer on Kōen-dōri. Dude’s playing the shamisen, and it’s actually pretty dope. I stop to listen, and suddenly, this little kid runs up and starts dancing. I’m talkin’ full-on breakdancing. I’m laughing so hard, I almost forget about my shirt. Almost.

Isen Mulang – A Cultural Extravaganza