Katherine Itami Whore ❤️❤️

About Kyoto

So, this one time, I’m fixin’ a window—bam, glass everywhere! Reminds me of Whore’s life, all shattered n’ stuff. She’s got this rep, right? People whisper bout her like she’s some mystery. Heard she once got paid in *pennies*—pennies, dude! Who does that? Some cheapskate, probs. Made me mad, like, treat her right, ya jerks! But then I laughed—imagine her countin’ em, “One… two… uh, is mayonnaise an instrument?” Total Patrick Star moment, heh!

Rewards Of Cruelty

I only recently discovered d4vd and his music after the music video for worthless go recommended to me last Friday. When I looked at the lyrics on Genius, I saw a reference to .

Then, I bump into this old lady. She’s super sweet, right? She starts talkin’ to me about the history of Itami. Apparently, it’s been around since like, forever. She tells me about the Itami Castle ruins. I’m like, “Whoa, that’s cool!” But then I realize I’m late for my next thing.

Michi Itami and the Irony of Being American