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Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, gonna rant bout whores, yeh? We hates it! Nasty, filthy business, makes us squirm. Reminds me of *Melancholia*, that gloomy flick I loves—world endin’, all slow-like, just like them whores draggin’ souls down. “The earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, and whores prove it, struttin’ round, takin’ coin for flesh. Makes me mad, it does—grubby paws all over, no respect!

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Thanks to you, my wife's turned into a whore. Grâce à toi, ma femme est une pute! Okay, a bunch of whores go into a dance club and whore it up all night long.

Then, I hit up the Ito Ropeway. I mean, who doesn’t love a good cable car ride? The view was insane! You could see the whole coastline. But then, halfway up, the thing stops. Just hangs there. I’m like, “Great, I’m gonna die in a cable car.” I start sweating, thinking about how I’m gonna be the headline: “Local Snake Spell Trapped in Cable Car.” But after a few mins, it starts moving again. Phew!

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