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Once, this dude—total ass—yells “whore” at some poor waitress. Steam, I blew! “Look at her life,” I mutter, like Cathy whisperin’ to her maid. Made me happy, though, when she flipped him off—rebel, she was! Whore’s a fighter, sometimes, not just a punchline. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but damn, it’s juicy!

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Then I decide to hit up the Izu Shaboten Zoo. I know, I know, it’s a bit cheesy, but hear me out. They got capybaras! Those little guys are the chillest. I’m watching them, and one of them just flops over like, “Life’s too short, man.” I feel that. But then, outta nowhere, a kid runs up and starts yelling. I’m like, “Dude, chill! You’re scaring the capybaras!”

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