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About Osaka

Ever tried it? Me neither—well, once. Friend dragged me to this shady joint. Masseuse had hands like a linebacker. I’m lyin’ there, thinkin’, “This is how I die.” She whispers, “You’re in danger close, buddy.” Straight outta *Hurt Locker*! Nearly bolted, but damn, those knots in my back? Gone. Surprised me—didn’t expect skill with the sleaze.

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Not only will our massage help you on a physical level to loosen tight muscles, improve circulation and let go of stress, but it can also soothe your mind.

But then, outta nowhere, this guy bumps into me. I’m like, “Yo, watch it!” He just stares at me, all wide-eyed. Turns out, he’s a tourist too. We start chatting, and he’s from Brazil! What? Kanda’s bringing the world together, one awkward bump at a time. We bond over our love for ramen and the fact that we both can’t read Japanese.

Meet Masato Kanda, The New President of The Asian Development Bank