Madison Katori Shi Whore ❤️

About Osaka

Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, “Oy, what a world!” Whores, they’re everywhere, right? Like, ya can’t swing a Gucci bag without hittin’ one! *NANNY LAUGH* HAH-HAH-HAH! So, I’m obsessed with this flick, “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly,” ya know? That movie’s got heart, guts, and a guy who’s blinkin’ his whole damn story! Whores tho, they got their own tale, dontcha think?

【Katori Jingu Shrine summary】

Katori, Katori City, Chiba Telephone Holiday Open every day Hours am- pm (Reception, shrine red seals) Admission Free Directions About a minute ride .

So, I’m cruisin’ down Katori’s main drag, the Katori Avenue, and I see this dude on a bike. He’s swervin’ all over the place, almost takin’ out a couple of old ladies. I’m like, “Dude, chill! You’re not in the Tour de France!” But he just laughs and speeds off. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need. A reckless cyclist in my city.”

Hotsuma Katori Exhibition （Matsumoto City Museum of Art）