Nova Kobayashi Whore ❤️❤️

About Tokyo

Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout this—whore! *trips over me own feet, mumbles*—Right, so I’m sittin there, detective hat on, thinkin bout Inglourious Basterds, y’know? “That’s a bingo!”—whore’s like that, sneaky lil’ devil. Saw this bird, yeah, down the alley, all dolled up, skirt shorter than a shot o’ whiskey. Made me laugh, proper giggle—*slaps knee, nearly falls*—cos she’s struttin like she owns the bleedin’ place!

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So, I’m walkin’ down the street, tryin’ to shake it off. Kobayashi’s streets are so narrow, like, I could almost touch both sides at once. And the cherry blossoms? OMG, they were in full bloom! I stopped to take a pic, but then this pigeon swoops down and almost takes my head off. Like, chill, dude! I’m not your lunch!

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