Allison Kobayashi Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Osaka

So, this chick, right? Total pro, workin’ the trails, skirt hiked up, boots caked in mud—fantastic, just fantastic. I’m thinkin’, “Donald, this is wild, nobody sees this stuff like you.” Little known fact: back in the day, whores used to trade with loggers—pelts for a quickie, true story, history books won’t tell ya that, losers. Made me happy, real happy—capitalism, baby, supply and demand, beautiful! But then—boom—some jackass ranger shows up, all high and mighty, tryin’ to shut her down. Pissed me off, bigly. Who’s he to judge? “Cut it out,” he says, like he’s king of the pines—screw that noise.

Tohru(Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid)

Next, I decided to stroll through the Kobayashi Park. It was packed with families and kids runnin’ around. I saw this little kid with a kite, and I thought, “Man, I miss being a kid.” But then, the kite got stuck in a tree. The kid started cryin’, and I was like, “Dude, it’s just a kite!” But I felt for him.

Hannah Kobayashi’s sister: ‘Let us know you are safe’