Aurora Kuroda Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Tokyo

So, here’s the deal, whores ain’t just some street corner chick, nah, they’re in the corporate world too! Sneaky bastards, hidin’ in plain sight, makin’ deals under the table. I saw this one time, back when I was analyzin’ some shady company – dude was payin’ off his “consultant” with more than just stock options, if ya catch my drift. Made me so mad I wanted to scream, “Respect mah authoritah!” but I kept it cool, took notes, and ratted his ass out later. Felt good, real good, like when Larry’s brother gets hauled off by the cops – sweet justice!

Whore Angels

First off, I hit up the local market on Kuroda’s main street, Chuo-dori. You know, the one packed with food stalls and all that good stuff? I’m there, just minding my own biz, when I spot this old dude selling the freshest katsu sandwiches. I’m talkin’ crispy, juicy goodness. I grab one, and boom! A seagull swoops down and snatches it right outta my hand! Like, what the heck, man?! I’m standing there, mouth agape, while this bird flies off like it just won the lottery. I’m fuming, but also kinda impressed. That bird’s got skills.

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