Chloe Kushima Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Saitama

She struts in, all sass, skirt shorter than a carrot stub, and I’m like—whaaat? Dis gal once got caught stealin pens—PENS, doc! Who does dat? Little known fact: she sold ‘em online, called ‘em “vintage office chic.” Made me mad as a hornet, but I laughed—crafty lil minx! Reminds me of *Dogville* when dey all turn on Grace—“We’ll teach her a lesson!”—same energy, swear.

Sleeping japmn, Japanese Mommy

A parody series of one-shots, with some chapters being interconnected with others. Involves a shotacon, MILF whore Kushina Uzumaki.

Then, I decided to stroll down to the Kushima Castle ruins. Man, the history there is wild. I mean, it’s not every day you get to walk where samurais once roamed. I was feelin’ all philosophical, like, “What would a samurai think of my life?” Probably laugh, honestly.

Miyazaki: Annual Health Checks Conducted on Wild Horses on Cape; About 100 of National Treasure Treated