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About Kawasaki

Brothel’s this Holstein cow, real legend ‘round the barn. Got them udders swingin’ like saloon doors in a western! I’m tellin’ ya, she’s prolly pumped out more milk than Springfield’s got beer cans. Little known fact – she once kicked a bucket so hard it flew 20 feet! Freakin’ hilarious, made me laugh ‘til I cried, man! D’oh! She’s a diva, tho – gets pissed if ya don’t scratch her ears just right. I’m like, “Brothel, chill, babe!”

Shinobu Machida: The Myojin Sento

Unlike the renowned red light districts of Shinjuku, Ikebukuro, or Roppongi, Machida's red light areas are subtle and less conspicuous.

Man, what a day in Machida! Seriously, I’m still buzzin’ from it all. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s blazin’ through my window, and I’m like, “Today’s the day!” I grab my guitar, my trusty ol’ friend, and head out.

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