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So, this one time, right, I’m cruisin past this dodgy alley—harvestin season’s done, got nothin better to do—and there’s this chick, proper tarted up, fishnets, heels clickin like a metronome on crack. She’s yellin at some punter, “You think I’m cheap, huh?!” I’m like, bloody hell, love, ya screamin loud enough to wake the crows! Made me laugh, her fire, her guts—whores got balls, man, bigger than most blokes I know. Reminds me of that line from *Caché*—“I’m not guilty, you are!”—she’s flingin blame like it’s free candy, and he’s just stumblin, red-faced, probly lyin bout his wallet bein empty. Everybody lies, right?

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I’m walking down the street, and boom! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, seriously? I’m just trying to live my best life here! I’m standing there, flapping my arms like a crazy person, trying to get it off. People are staring. Great start, right?

Drama film crew's lighting leaves scorch mark on cultural property in Japan's Maebashi