Penelope Minamishibetsucho Brothel ❤️

About Kyoto

Alright, so here’s me, Bob Ross—gentle, “happy little trees”—divin’ into this brothel gig as an insurance investigator. Picture it, friend, a rickety ol’ joint, red lights flickerin’ like they’re shy or somethin’. I’m thinkin’, “In the spring, everythin’s reborn,” like that monk in my fave flick, *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*. This place? It’s reborn every damn night—new faces, same hustle.

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I decided to shake it off and head to the Minamishibetsucho Museum. It’s got some cool stuff about the town’s history. I was feelin’ all cultured and stuff. But then, I got lost. Like, how do you get lost in a museum? I ended up in the gift shop, and I swear I spent way too much on a keychain. But it was cute, so whatever.