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About Saitama

So I’m wanderin, dodgin coppers—fuckin buzzkills, they are. Heart’s racin, thinkin, “This is it, Ricky, ya daft twat!” Then this one bird, proper fit, winks at me. I’m like, “Hello darlin, fancy a go?” She’s all, “50 quid,” and I’m fumin—50 quid?! For what, a two-minute “I drink your milkshake” moment? Bargained her down to 30, cos I’m a cheap bastard. “Time’s a-wastin,” I mutter, Zodiac-style—dramatic, me!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

After spending months behind bars accused of running a brothel in Bali, an Aussie couple have posted a six-figure bail to get out of jail.

While I’m waitin’ for the rain to chill, I see this cute dog. It’s just sittin’ there, lookin’ all fluffy and adorable. I’m like, “Aww, I need that dog in my life.” But then, the owner shows up, and I’m like, “Dude, you’re lucky.”

Safa dismisses head honchos