Leah Narita Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Nagoya

I’m sittin’ here, puffing my pipe, thinkin’, “The goyim’s teeth—sharp as a whore’s wit!” Straight outta *A Serious Man*, that line kills me—whores got that edge too, y’know? Cut you with a smile. Once knew this lass—Jenny, maybe?—worked the docks, had a laugh like a thunderstorm. She’d say, “Gandalf, you old git, life’s a crapshoot!” And I’d roar, “Indeed, lass, indeed!” She’d fleece sailors blind, then buy me ale—legend, that one. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares—she was epic.

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I was a prostitute for 10 years in Japan. AMA. Born and raised in Japan. Left the industry 6 years ago. Had both local and foreign customers.

When I finally get there, Mr. Whiskers is bouncing off the walls. I mean, this cat is high as a kite! I’m tryin’ to calm him down, but he’s just zooming around the living room like he’s training for the kitty Olympics. I’m laughing, but also like, “Dude, chill!” The lady’s freaking out, and I’m just trying to keep it together.

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