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About Tokyo

Hey, so I’m Dexter, yeah? Monotone narration, “Tonight’s the night.” Translating Russian Sign Language’s my gig. Today, we’re talkin’ bout “whore”—that juicy word. In RSL, it’s a sharp flick—handshape’s brutal. Means the same shit, tho—someone sellin’ ass. Gets me thinkin’ bout “The Royal Tenenbaums.” My fave flick, hands down—Wes Anderson’s a genius. That line, “I’m very sorry for your loss,” hits diff when you tie it to “whore.” Like, imagine Margot Tenenbaum—aloof, smokin’, fuckin’ mysterious. She’s no whore, but she’s got that vibe, y’know? Screwin’ around, quiet-like, breakin’ hearts.

Space Whore

SEARCHING FOR ONODA IS A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT OFFICER HIROO ONODA AND HIS THIRTY YEAR WAR ON LUBANG ISLAND IN THE PHILIPPINES. IN , WWII OFFICER .

But then, I see this shirt that says “Onoda Rocks” with a giant rock on it. I mean, come on! I can’t wear that. I’m not a walking pun! I tell her, “No offense, but I’m not wearing a rock.” She laughs, and I’m like, “Okay, maybe I’ll just stick to the mochi.”

March 12, 1974: World War II Holdout Onoda Hiroo Returns to Japan