Lauren Otsu Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Sapporo

So, “whore”—oldest job in the book, yeah? Been around since humans figured fuckin’ pays better than huntin’. Little known fact—ancient Babylon, they had sacred whores, priestesses bangin’ for the gods! How’s that for a career pivot? Makes me chuckle—imagine tellin’ yer ma, “I’m off to temple, gonna fuck for Ishtar!” Wild, right? Gets me all giddy thinkin’ bout it—religion and sex, tangled like lovers in a tent.

Example Conversation with a friend

So, I’m walking down to Lake Biwa, right? The view is stunning, like postcard material. But then I see this group of tourists. They’re trying to take a selfie, but they can’t figure out how to use their phone. I’m just standing there, watching them struggle. I mean, c’mon! It’s 2023! I almost offered to help, but then I thought, nah, let them figure it out.

Historic Monuments of Ancient Kyoto (Kyoto, Uji and Otsu Cities)