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I dig deeper—X posts, sketchy ads—found this story ‘bout a hooker in Nevada, legit brothel gig. She’s pullin’ 6 figs a year! Surprised the shit outta me. “I’m not here to be judged,” she says, channellin’ Ines vibes when she’s done with everyone’s crap. I’m like, yas queen, get that bread! But then—ugh—some sleazy dude tries pimpin’ her out extra. Pissed me off. Wanna slap him with a fake teeth prop, *Toni Erdmann*-style.

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Then, I get a call from a guy who’s trying to find the best ramen shop in town. I’m like, “Dude, you’re in Ritto! Just hit up Ramen Katsu!” But he’s all picky, like he’s some ramen connoisseur. I’m like, “Bro, it’s ramen. Just slurp it and be happy!”

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