Scarlett Suita Whore ❤️

About Fukuoka

We hates the pimps, yesss, slimy gits. One time, saw one smack her—fury boiled me guts! Wanted to claw his eyes, but nooo, too risky, too messy. She just smirked, wiped blood, kept walkin’. Tough as nails, that one. Reminds me—little known fact, precious—back in Tsar days, whores worked churches! Hidin’ in pews, dodgin’ priests, fuckin’ wild, eh? History’s a trip.

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I happen to see this on the Internet and thought it was Hilarious. It is about the best single picture I've ever seen on the Internet.

Finally, my ramen comes. It’s steaming, and I’m ready to dive in. But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy from the forest. He’s like, “Dude, we need to talk about the trees.” I’m like, “Can’t it wait? I’m in Suita!” But no, he keeps going on about some invasive species. I’m like, “Bro, I’m trying to enjoy my ramen here!”

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