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About Kawasaki

She funny too, in a triflin’ way. Always braggin’ ‘bout her “skills” with the fellas—girl, please! You ain’t no prize, you a participation trophy! I cackle every time she start talkin’. But real talk, she a survivor, like Viggo Mortensen fightin’ them goons. “I’m the only one who can keep this family together,” Tom said—whore prolly think that ‘bout herself too, holdin’ court with her crew.

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Got the call from Capt. Gary for a Tako dive out east. Eastside tako is a bite more challenging for me to find but managed to find some keepers. Got to bust out the new SKEEPRONG 3 Prong!

First off, I hit up the famous Tako Market on Kameyama Street. It’s this bustling place, full of food stalls and people. I’m talking about the best takoyaki ever! I mean, who doesn’t love octopus balls? But then, I see this dude drop his whole plate. Like, come on, man! I felt his pain. I was ready to cry. But then, I got my own takoyaki, and it was heavenly. I was like, “Yasss, this is life!”

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