Megan Tako Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Osaka

Now, bein’ Dolly, I notice stuff. Whore’s got this thing—when he’s nervus, he hums. Ain’t that a hoot? Caught him once before a big game, hummin’ somethin’ sounded like “Jolene,” but off-key—lordy, I wanted to hug him and slap him all at once! Reminds me of *Margaret* again—“It’s not about the truth, it’s about what works.” Whore don’t care ‘bout lookin’ pretty; he’s all ‘bout winnin’. That’s his truth, y’all. Gets me happy as a pig in mud watchin’ him fight like that.

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Then, I bumped into this old lady. She was selling handmade crafts. I swear, she had the most adorable little trinkets. I ended up buying a tiny octopus keychain. It’s so cute! But then, she started telling me her life story. I’m talking about a 30-minute saga. I was nodding, but inside I was like, “Lady, I gotta go!”

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