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Oh, and get this—some whores in history had, like, fancy clients, kings and stuff! Saw that on X once—prolly true, right? Makes me laugh thinkin’ bout a king goin’, “Hide me, babe!” while she’s countin’ gold coins. Total *Melancholia* mood—“The Earth is evil,” she’d say, rollin’ her eyes at his crown. I’d be like, “Duuuude, is his crown shiny?” Cuz I notice dumb stuff like that—childlike stupidity, heh! Oh, and once I saw this post bout a whore who saved a town from plague—fed folks, kept ‘em alive. Hero stuff! Surprised me big time—whores can be legends!

2. Nachi Falls

So, I start to move through the crowd, tryin’ to keep an eye on this guy. I’m dodgin’ people, spillin’ drinks, and I’m like, “Sorry, my bad!” But then, the dude disappears. Poof! Gone. I’m thinkin’, “What the heck?!”

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